'This innovation can 'tally the quantity of mouse clicks, keystrokes, messages in 60 minutes, record time spent via online media destinations.' Stock picture

First time around it was my knee, my correct knee. About a month in it began giving me trouble, begun to hurt when I strolled, worry when I didn't.

Years of playing football, of running, romping and general silliness had left nary a blemish on my immaculate casing, yet a month telecommuting and I was tottering round like Darren Anderton in his pomp.

But a re-visitation of the workplace, to those comfortable seats and ergonomically solid climate, and my knee was totally fine once more. It had been an abnormality, a flitting look into the existence of the individuals who emerge from seats in stages, moan and groan their way through the most everyday of day by day challenges.

I was fit, in the prime of my life, there would be not any more dodgy knees for me.

What I wouldn't give for a dodgy knee at this moment. As I compose this I am nursing a stressing lower-back torment, an obstinate solidness which, yes I let it out, makes escaping the vehicle an epic, regularly emotional, experience.

Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101

In expansion, I can't turn my head to one side without feeling a snugness; wind it excessively far and it begins to hurt. Finally, there's the migraines. Half a month prior I went for an eye test, persuaded that the consistent torment in my skull was the aftereffect of bombing vision, that I would have been a visually impaired handicapped person when the nation at last opened up.

You understand what the optician advised me? He said I was buckling down, that I expected to take more breaks, that my migraines were an aftereffect of 'screen-time hangover'.

So that is the thing that telecommuting has got me; a messed up body and a relentless hunger for labour.

It ought to be expressed that my boss has given, or if nothing else offered, the imperative hardware to make the experience less difficult. Yet, when you live in a leased loft and work at your kitchen table there's not a ton you can do with an office work area and seat - the screen has been a boon psyche you.

No question our inescapable re-visitation of the workplace will make them pogoing up in the mornings again, cartwheeling down the road and trick moving through the entryway, however the fact of the matter I'm making is that, in opposition to what a portion of the more suspicious businesses accept, a considerable lot of us have never worked harder.

Yet notwithstanding that, there are fears that the new ordinary, the cross breed working framework which would see a split between the workplace and the kitchen table, could likewise introduce various strategies intended to guarantee home-laborers aren't skiving off.

Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101

In my industry there isn't actually anyplace to cover up, our yield, or absence of, is there so anyone might see for themselves, stalled into convenient word means the forces that-be.

But other, less substantial, occupations can't be surveyed so without any problem. How can one measure the usefulness of a scientist, a specialist, of, I don't have a clue, a senator?

In an accommodation to the Government, the Irish Congress of Trade Unions (ICTU) has voiced its interests about businesses using intrusive innovation to screen their staff.

This innovation can 'tally the quantity of mouse clicks, keystrokes, messages in 60 minutes, record time spent via web-based media locales, and take photographic "timecards" like clockwork by means of a webcam'.

In different words, 'Older sibling is watching you, presently get your fat arse in gear or I'll send you to Room 101'.

In its accommodation ICTU likewise takes note of that 'the force irregularity among laborers and managers... permits the executives to drive the utilization of obtrusive observing advancements with little resistance'.

Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101

It sounds crazy, probably pretty much Orwellian, yet don't trick yourself into speculation this couldn't occur. Clearly it would be outlined in an unexpected way, made to seem like a positive, a method of remaining associated with your partners, an intuitive work insight for the new age.

But beyond a shadow of a doubt, this is probably pretty much obscure, a strong powerplay which numerous organizations would have no hesitations in presenting. I'm in no situation to offer vocation direction, yet should your boss recommend checking your experience on TikTok, minutes spent afk, I'd get 'unioned up'. Or if nothing else I would if my back didn't do any harm so much.

Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101
Invasive technology will see us in Room 101